"Alfred, come on," you groaned when Alfred would continually ignore you, poking his cheek in annoyance, "Get up and off your sexy ass already and go check up on the baby..."
Alfred smirked faintly in his pretend sleep, deciding to just encase you in his strong arms and buff chest to keep you from moving. You frowned at your husband and the sounds of your darling child calling for the sleepy parents from the nursery room.
Sleepily, you said to Alfred again, "Please Alfred, it's your turn to check on the baby..."
Alfred lifted one of his eyelids to allow his piercing blue eyes to stare at you, "Why should I, babe?"
You rolled your eyes at Alfred's playful banter, deciding to immediately step up Alfred's motivation towards getting out of the warm pillows, cocoon of blankets and your hot body temperature. Slowly sitting up, you slung a leg over Alfred's other side, effectively straddling him, "Because, big boy, if you don't get up," You pulled on his Nantucket hard, whispering into his ear as he groaned, "You won't get a reward..."
You slowly kissed his jaws, his cheek, then pecking his lips, you rolled off of Alfred, pushing him out of bed. Alfred resisted, wanting to get another kiss from you, but you kicked him in response, "Alfred, just go check on the baby!"
Alfred finally groaned, getting up, "Alright, babe, alright! But," he said, smirking, "But you owe this awesome American a smooch when I come back! Because I will be back!" Alfred walked out of his shared bedroom with you, to the sound of your snort.
You tried to get comfortable in the bed again, but you missed Alfred's body heat. You heard the sounds of Alfred and your little baby quieten down, so you attempted to fall back asleep again. Sooner r later, you heard the tell tale sounds of your bedroom door locking, so you assumed Al was done.
Yawning, you sleepily called out to Alfred, "What was wrong with the little darling? Was it another diaper change...?"
Alfred grinned at your cute sleepy face, with your hair all mused up, "Nah, the little junior only wanted to see his awesome Dad!" he grinned, not that you could see him. Lifting your head off the pillow, you glanced at your husband leaning against the bedroom door, smiling at you.
"So," you said slowly, "No poop?"
He, shook his head, cheekily pumping the air and shouting as quietly as he could, "Freedom from the Poop!"
You finally nodded at your enthusiastic husband. You turned over on the bed, trying to find a warm spot. "Well, good night Alfred." you yawned loudly again, never noticing Alfred striding towards the be, "Thank you for taking your turn anyways...EEK!"
Alfred had captured you in his arms and legs and was grinning suavely above you, "Wakey-wakey, dear [Name]..." He chuckles (sexily) at your wide eyes, licking the shell of your ear slowly, "You owe me, babe, with that stimulating wake up call... And you know," Alfred smirks as he pulls your hair to drag your face under him closer to his, his eyes sparkling at you, "We need to start with the next baby anyways..."